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Post by philly on Jul 7, 2016 14:48:55 GMT -5
Police say Metro-Detroit man masturbated near neighborhood pool
NORTHVILLE TOWNSHIP, MI — A Northville man is facing an indecent exposure charge after police say he was masturbating near a community pool on Monday, July 4, in Northville Township. The township is just south of Novi.
Paul E. Hansknecht, 73, was arraigned Wednesday in Wayne County court on a felony charge of indecent exposure by a sexually delinquent person.
The charge carries a sentence of up to life in prison and registration on the sex offender registry.
At 2:45 p.m. Monday, Northville Township Police responded to the Highland Lakes neighborhood pool for a report of a man masturbating. A number of adults and children were in the area.
The man fled the area before police arrived, but a witness saw his license plate number.
Officers found Hansknecht in his home and arrested him.
In court on Wednesday, he entered a not guilty plea. He's out of jail on a $10,000 bond with conditions he remained confined to his home with an electronic tether.
Hansknecht will appear in court on July 15 for a probable cause conference.
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Post by philly on Jul 7, 2016 14:50:16 GMT -5
I hope I'm still masturbating at pools when I'm 73.
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Post by Deleted on Jul 7, 2016 15:51:01 GMT -5
The charge carries a sentence of up to life in prison
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Post by philly on Jul 7, 2016 16:16:30 GMT -5
Whacking off = life
Rape = 2 years probation
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Post by AK on Jul 7, 2016 17:56:56 GMT -5
Sounds like he has had some previous issues
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Post by AK on Jul 7, 2016 17:57:12 GMT -5
Might have graduated with a relative of his
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Post by Pollux on Jul 7, 2016 18:01:50 GMT -5
Whacking off = life Rape = 2 years probation Makes sense. Make sure you dust off the registry for public urination.
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Post by AK on Jul 7, 2016 18:02:36 GMT -5
Family values
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Post by philly on Jul 7, 2016 18:33:44 GMT -5
Meh, probably Dearborn
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Post by joeking1978 on Jul 7, 2016 21:18:49 GMT -5
Everybody masterbates... First time that old Terrelle Pryor bit actually fits
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Post by philly on Aug 20, 2016 18:32:09 GMT -5
Northville youth football coaches walk around town like they're Vince Lombardi. Nice job with those ten year olds.
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Post by Deleted on Aug 20, 2016 21:33:47 GMT -5
I think my house has gone up about 15% in two years. Thanks Ville.
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Post by joeking1978 on Aug 20, 2016 23:18:31 GMT -5
Northville youth football coaches walk around town like they're Vince Lombardi. Nice job with those ten year olds. Wait till your future Philly Jr is 10... You'll be slobbing their knob like the rest of the Ville
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Post by Deleted on Aug 20, 2016 23:27:47 GMT -5
I'm confused by this whole thing. How did philly even know who the Lombardis were?
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Post by Juicy on Aug 21, 2016 9:57:54 GMT -5
Yeah I can't say I have ever seen someone lombarding around while I am walking the pooch.
But they probably get the fuck out of the way of the beast
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Post by Juicy on Aug 21, 2016 9:58:57 GMT -5
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Post by joeking1978 on Aug 21, 2016 21:55:28 GMT -5
He hit the vaporizer?
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Post by Juicy on Aug 21, 2016 22:46:14 GMT -5
He just has that naturally baked look.
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Post by Deleted on Aug 22, 2016 7:54:23 GMT -5
epuff?
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Post by philly on Aug 26, 2016 15:25:09 GMT -5
There's always an impressive amount of near black out drunk office workers at Rusty Bucket on Friday afternoons. Makes it fun when families start rolling in at 6. I watched two people get kicked out last Friday at 5:30 for being mega drunk. They of course just get in there cars and drive away.
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Post by Juicy on Aug 26, 2016 19:46:52 GMT -5
Office sluts.
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Post by Deleted on Aug 27, 2016 9:29:29 GMT -5
There's always an impressive amount of near black out drunk office workers at Rusty Bucket on Friday afternoons. Makes it fun when families start rolling in at 6. I watched two people get kicked out last Friday at 5:30 for being mega drunk. They of course just get in there cars and drive away.
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Post by philly on Sept 23, 2016 13:58:11 GMT -5
Everyone is up in arms in my sub about a meijer going in a 5 and beck. They think diddy types hanging around after dark are going to hurt property values. They don't care about the landfill 2 miles away or the prison in our backyard when it was there.
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Post by Deleted on Sept 23, 2016 16:56:40 GMT -5
Northville needs two meijers?
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Post by Deleted on Sept 23, 2016 16:57:07 GMT -5
Put a good grocery store there.
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