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Post by Jive Turkey on Jun 15, 2017 7:04:59 GMT -5
The site bombed out before I could type a description. Sex with several minors.
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Post by Jive Turkey on Jun 14, 2017 7:20:44 GMT -5
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Post by Jive Turkey on May 30, 2017 21:49:53 GMT -5
Sounds like a great jury...along with excellent lawyering I had him bring in all of his bottles and checked every one. I also called the pharmacist and got the orange sticker that was supposed to be on the bottle. Since he wasn't even driving the vehicle, and the client was very sympathetic, the jury didn't think it passed the "fairness" test. Ironically, I represented the arresting officer several years later on an excessive use of force case in Federal Court. The arresting officer beat up a mailman? How did he and up in Federal court?
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Post by Jive Turkey on May 30, 2017 21:45:07 GMT -5
I just feel bad for the poor intern when Hillary wants paybacks.
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Post by Jive Turkey on May 17, 2017 8:52:04 GMT -5
I swear our IT dept is a fucking mess. This is what happens when an entire area is made of contractors by design. Anything you want done has to be bid.
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Post by Jive Turkey on May 17, 2017 8:48:28 GMT -5
If your name is Martinez and it's a contract year, you get juiced up to make that money. Hopefully he still can't get a long term deal and he is perpetually in a contract year.
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Post by Jive Turkey on May 6, 2017 8:13:06 GMT -5
There is a white kid named Otis on our 5 yr old's soccer team. I can respect that.
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Post by Jive Turkey on Apr 20, 2017 22:56:41 GMT -5
Can't believe I wasted 16 hours watching TWD this season. When you subtract what I fastforwarded, it was less than 16.
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Post by Jive Turkey on Mar 24, 2017 9:33:18 GMT -5
Saw a few more pics of her... she's actually pretty damn hot. Crazy ones are the fun ones... Hmm, where were the freak teachers when I was in HS? None of them were good looking at all. That's because they were all old. Most of them are all 25 yrs old now. If you go to a charter school, they are all fresh out of college.
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Post by Jive Turkey on Mar 22, 2017 7:43:41 GMT -5
I gave up alcohol for Lent. I've been on the wagon for weeks. If a priest can drink... so can you... you should find more productive options for Lent... I didn't do it for religious reasons. I did it because my stomach was all screwed up and I was drinking too much. I always find it funny when people become religious then say they quit drinking even though they didn't have a problem. Jesus' first miracle involved an alcoholic beverage.
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Post by Jive Turkey on Mar 20, 2017 11:07:37 GMT -5
I gave up alcohol for Lent. I've been on the wagon for weeks.
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Post by Jive Turkey on Mar 20, 2017 10:50:11 GMT -5
Think about it. Early/Midway in the B1G season. The battle cry. Replace Beilein. Early/Midway in the B1G season. Replace PSU's Franklin. Similar late season heroics coming down the pike?? If they win the national championship, they need to retire Maverick Morgan's jersey. They may need to do it even if they don't win another game.
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Post by Jive Turkey on Mar 20, 2017 10:44:53 GMT -5
Michigan will have to play better defense in the second round, because they aren't going to hit threes like that again They have been shooting 3s like this for weeks. This is the first season I can remember where they didn't spend the bulk of the conf schedule shooting 3s under 30%. That's bigger than playing better defense.
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Post by Jive Turkey on Mar 20, 2017 10:41:15 GMT -5
Duncan is the one guy that I feel like hasnt improved at all. I had hoped he would work on his ball handling a little bit to help him create his own shots like Nik stauskas a couple years ago Robinson came from a Div 3 program. He never played against this level of competition. This is only his 2nd year. Coming off the bench has helped him a lot. His legs aren't tired and they don't have to rely on him taking so many shots. They even have him trying to rebound this year.
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Post by Jive Turkey on Mar 20, 2017 10:35:34 GMT -5
The only banner I want to see is a Final Four or better....
One banner signifies you actually won something, the other is an indication you advanced to a certain point, then lost (unless of course you are hanging a NC banner next to it). Seems a little bit like a participation trophy to me. That's almost as pathetic as the Lions hanging a banner for making the playoffs. I've never understood the need to hang a banner after losing your last game.
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Post by Jive Turkey on Feb 20, 2017 12:23:26 GMT -5
A little over the top but I'm sure someone in Boston wants it. No one in Boston wants a picture of Lloyd Brady.
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Post by Jive Turkey on Feb 16, 2017 11:46:54 GMT -5
You finally have a real life conspiracy here, stop fighting it. This is why you've read those alt right blogs your entire life. LOL. I listen to NPR 3-4 hours per day. The weird thing about NPR is that organization is clearly left leaning but everyone regardless of political preference still listens to those stations. I remember years ago working in a building that had people who didn't agree on politics at all but everyone still listened to NPR. They listened to the shows that were politically based. I've been listening to This American Life podcasts all week. The hippies in the seal podcast are hilarious. It's amazing how many losers are in this country. m.thisamericanlife.org/radio-archives/episode/582/when-the-beasts-come-marching-in
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Post by Jive Turkey on Feb 15, 2017 10:29:02 GMT -5
If anyone comes across a good deal for a Russian Rosetta Stone on Craigslist, let me know. I get the feeling I'll need it sooner rather than later.
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Post by Jive Turkey on Feb 9, 2017 13:37:34 GMT -5
Shit is unreal Kellaynne Conway on Fox: "Go buy Ivanka's stuff, is what I would tell you"..."I'm going to give it a free commercial here, go buy it today." Who the hell is Kellyanne Conway and what business is Ivanka in? I assumed their expertise was in Russian mail order brides. That would explain Trump's taste in women and this thing he has with Putin.
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Post by Jive Turkey on Jan 31, 2017 16:35:17 GMT -5
I'm sitting in the doctor's office this morning waiting for my physical. I'm expecting my male doctor to walk in. Instead, this young Hispanic woman who might have the 5th finest face I have ever seen in my life comes through the door. The first thing I thought of was was you and your love for the Latinas. She was thinner than what you normally go for but a middle-aged man such as yourself wouldn't have turned that down. She was wearing what looked like yoga pants and high heels. Who goes to work in a doctor's office like that? She started right off the bat talking about a PSA test. I have to go to work after this. There is no way she is putting her hand in my ass. She was going on and on about how those tests are unreliable. Fortunately there was a redirect to my other issues. That nons3nse was avoided. Man I wish. Have been able to avoid the PSA so far but its coming. My doc is very small Indian man. I really don't think there is a good person to have do this. Can't believe with all the advances we have the best way to check for prostate trouble is a finger in the ass. My understanding was that PSA was a blood test. That digital deal involves a finger in your ass. This all came about because when I called to have them order my lab work, I asked if it was necessary to order the PSA blood test. I was pretty much done with it but that was the first thing she mentioned when she sat down. Then she started in on how the blood test can give false positives depending on the last ejaculation and a bunch of other stuff. I think she was about to try to convince me to let her put her hand in my ass. I had that done years ago and that was the worst day of my life. I'm not doing that on purpose again without a real good reason.
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Post by Jive Turkey on Jan 31, 2017 13:09:46 GMT -5
I'm sitting in the doctor's office this morning waiting for my physical. I'm expecting my male doctor to walk in. Instead, this young Hispanic woman who might have the 5th finest face I have ever seen in my life comes through the door. The first thing I thought of was was you and your love for the Latinas. She was thinner than what you normally go for but a middle-aged man such as yourself wouldn't have turned that down. She was wearing what looked like yoga pants and high heels. Who goes to work in a doctor's office like that? She started right off the bat talking about a PSA test. I have to go to work after this. There is no way she is putting her hand in my ass. She was going on and on about how those tests are unreliable. Fortunately there was a redirect to my other issues. That nons3nse was avoided.
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Post by Jive Turkey on Jan 30, 2017 11:49:15 GMT -5
I hate to say it, but Trump is worse. Of course because the results his actions will be worse than a few dead hookers and overpaid contractors.
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Post by Jive Turkey on Jan 30, 2017 9:33:29 GMT -5
Right now I'm watching Goliath. Billy Bob is one of my favorite actors. It only has 8 episodes. I could see myself getting tired of it eventually but so far, so good.
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Post by Jive Turkey on Jan 30, 2017 9:13:08 GMT -5
Started Peaky Blinders but the first episode didn't catch me. The heavy accents were annoying also. Switched to The Fall and I'm hooked. I tried Peaky Blinders late one night years ago. I felt the same as you. I didn't make it through the first episode. I'll try it again. Too many people like that show.
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Post by Jive Turkey on Jan 30, 2017 9:00:12 GMT -5
Why aren't we banning Muslims from Saudi Arabia? They seemed to be heavily involved in the attacks here. Why is this ban only 90 days?
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