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Post by Deuterium Oxide on Jan 31, 2017 14:05:57 GMT -5
I'm sitting in the doctor's office this morning waiting for my physical. I'm expecting my male doctor to walk in. Instead, this young Hispanic woman who might have the 5th finest face I have ever seen in my life comes through the door. The first thing I thought of was was you and your love for the Latinas. She was thinner than what you normally go for but a middle-aged man such as yourself wouldn't have turned that down. She was wearing what looked like yoga pants and high heels. Who goes to work in a doctor's office like that? She started right off the bat talking about a PSA test. I have to go to work after this. There is no way she is putting her hand in my ass. She was going on and on about how those tests are unreliable. Fortunately there was a redirect to my other issues. That nons3nse was avoided. Man I wish. Have been able to avoid the PSA so far but its coming. My doc is very small Indian man. I really don't think there is a good person to have do this. Can't believe with all the advances we have the best way to check for prostate trouble is a finger in the ass.
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Post by Juicy on Jan 31, 2017 14:14:54 GMT -5
I'm sitting in the doctor's office this morning waiting for my physical. I'm expecting my male doctor to walk in. Instead, this young Hispanic woman who might have the 5th finest face I have ever seen in my life comes through the door. The first thing I thought of was was you and your love for the Latinas. She was thinner than what you normally go for but a middle-aged man such as yourself wouldn't have turned that down. She was wearing what looked like yoga pants and high heels. Who goes to work in a doctor's office like that? She started right off the bat talking about a PSA test. I have to go to work after this. There is no way she is putting her hand in my ass. She was going on and on about how those tests are unreliable. Fortunately there was a redirect to my other issues. That nons3nse was avoided. Man I wish. Have been able to avoid the PSA so far but its coming. My doc is very small Indian man. I really don't think there is a good person to have do this. Can't believe with all the advances we have the best way to check for prostate trouble is a finger in the ass. I hear they can use something else.... if you're into the kind of thing
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Post by Juicy on Jan 31, 2017 14:15:22 GMT -5
I would totally let a hot Latina stick it up the pooper. Like stiffler in road trip.
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Post by The Hoff on Jan 31, 2017 14:47:59 GMT -5
I'm sitting in the doctor's office this morning waiting for my physical. I'm expecting my male doctor to walk in. Instead, this young Hispanic woman who might have the 5th finest face I have ever seen in my life comes through the door. The first thing I thought of was was you and your love for the Latinas. She was thinner than what you normally go for but a middle-aged man such as yourself wouldn't have turned that down. She was wearing what looked like yoga pants and high heels. Who goes to work in a doctor's office like that? She started right off the bat talking about a PSA test. I have to go to work after this. There is no way she is putting her hand in my ass. She was going on and on about how those tests are unreliable. Fortunately there was a redirect to my other issues. That nons3nse was avoided. Man I wish. Have been able to avoid the PSA so far but its coming. My doc is very small Indian man. I really don't think there is a good person to have do this. Can't believe with all the advances we have the best way to check for prostate trouble is a finger in the ass. It's not all bad. If it weren't for my last PSA test, I never would have been able to own this Rolex. Finder's keepers, right?
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Post by Jive Turkey on Jan 31, 2017 16:35:17 GMT -5
I'm sitting in the doctor's office this morning waiting for my physical. I'm expecting my male doctor to walk in. Instead, this young Hispanic woman who might have the 5th finest face I have ever seen in my life comes through the door. The first thing I thought of was was you and your love for the Latinas. She was thinner than what you normally go for but a middle-aged man such as yourself wouldn't have turned that down. She was wearing what looked like yoga pants and high heels. Who goes to work in a doctor's office like that? She started right off the bat talking about a PSA test. I have to go to work after this. There is no way she is putting her hand in my ass. She was going on and on about how those tests are unreliable. Fortunately there was a redirect to my other issues. That nons3nse was avoided. Man I wish. Have been able to avoid the PSA so far but its coming. My doc is very small Indian man. I really don't think there is a good person to have do this. Can't believe with all the advances we have the best way to check for prostate trouble is a finger in the ass. My understanding was that PSA was a blood test. That digital deal involves a finger in your ass. This all came about because when I called to have them order my lab work, I asked if it was necessary to order the PSA blood test. I was pretty much done with it but that was the first thing she mentioned when she sat down. Then she started in on how the blood test can give false positives depending on the last ejaculation and a bunch of other stuff. I think she was about to try to convince me to let her put her hand in my ass. I had that done years ago and that was the worst day of my life. I'm not doing that on purpose again without a real good reason.
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Post by Deuterium Oxide on Feb 1, 2017 8:36:27 GMT -5
Man I wish. Have been able to avoid the PSA so far but its coming. My doc is very small Indian man. I really don't think there is a good person to have do this. Can't believe with all the advances we have the best way to check for prostate trouble is a finger in the ass. My understanding was that PSA was a blood test. That digital deal involves a finger in your ass. This all came about because when I called to have them order my lab work, I asked if it was necessary to order the PSA blood test. I was pretty much done with it but that was the first thing she mentioned when she sat down. Then she started in on how the blood test can give false positives depending on the last ejaculation and a bunch of other stuff. I think she was about to try to convince me to let her put her hand in my ass. I had that done years ago and that was the worst day of my life. I'm not doing that on purpose again without a real good reason. Yeah the blood test is the reason I've been able to avoid it so far. All my numbers have come back good but generally black men are recommended to start the finger check at 40. The man always trying to stick to the brothers. hahahahahahhahaa
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Post by mtdman on Feb 6, 2017 23:11:46 GMT -5
Finger check at 40? WTF. Last time I asked, the doc wasn't even worried about checking. The urologist told me not to worry about it until 50.
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Post by fastfreddie on Feb 7, 2017 8:48:59 GMT -5
Finger check at 40? WTF. Last time I asked, the doc wasn't even worried about checking. The urologist told me not to worry about it until 50. They keep moving up the ages that a lot of these tests need to be done.
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Post by Pollux on Feb 7, 2017 11:16:38 GMT -5
Finger check at 40? WTF. Last time I asked, the doc wasn't even worried about checking. The urologist told me not to worry about it until 50. They keep moving up the ages that a lot of these tests need to be done. I asked several years ago about prostate checks because my dad had prostate cancer. The doctor told me that unless I noticed difficulty urinating that we wouldn't worry about a test until after 40.
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Post by fastfreddie on Feb 7, 2017 13:12:38 GMT -5
They keep moving up the ages that a lot of these tests need to be done. I asked several years ago about prostate checks because my dad had prostate cancer. The doctor told me that unless I noticed difficulty urinating that we wouldn't worry about a test until after 40. You may need to find a new doctor. Family history is huge. And now we are hearing that a lot of these tests: Colonoscopy, Prostrate, etc. are good have done early, to have a baseline (normal) for future tests. My wife was having some gall bladder issues, they did a colonoscopy (at 35 years old) and removed a couple of polyps. The doctor said that was a somewhat normal thing to find, but in 10 years they could turn into cancer.
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Post by eruff on Feb 8, 2017 9:29:36 GMT -5
Yahushua created man in his own likeness (Gen 1:27)
Adam was a black man so........
True History
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Post by Juicy on Feb 8, 2017 13:57:50 GMT -5
Who created dinosaurs though?
Riddle me that Erfurt
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Post by eruff on Feb 8, 2017 15:10:40 GMT -5
Who created dinosaurs though? Riddle me that Erfurt Let me guess youre a atheist as many of your friends and family become after reading the truth....
Make sure you look at the walls of the depictions of the people of the book.....
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Post by Juicy on Feb 8, 2017 15:54:30 GMT -5
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Post by philly on Feb 8, 2017 16:53:41 GMT -5
Yahushua created man in his own likeness (Gen 1:27) Adam was a black man so........ True History #fakenews
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Post by preacherboy on Feb 8, 2017 18:54:38 GMT -5
Who created dinosaurs though? Riddle me that Erfurt God. And if you don't believe in God, how do you explain Tom Brady?
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Post by Juicy on Feb 8, 2017 20:37:14 GMT -5
Who created dinosaurs though? Riddle me that Erfurt God. And if you don't believe in God, how do you explain Tom Brady? So the whole 7 day thing was actually like a couple billion years then? Instead of creating everything and then creating man Jesus Christ the son the body and the Holy Spirit created dinosaurs then super heated the earth then super chilled the earth then created man then rested on the 7th day? Just trying to get the timeline straight
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Post by mtdman on Feb 8, 2017 23:07:11 GMT -5
I asked several years ago about prostate checks because my dad had prostate cancer. The doctor told me that unless I noticed difficulty urinating that we wouldn't worry about a test until after 40. You may need to find a new doctor. Family history is huge. And now we are hearing that a lot of these tests: Colonoscopy, Prostrate, etc. are good have done early, to have a baseline (normal) for future tests. My wife was having some gall bladder issues, they did a colonoscopy (at 35 years old) and removed a couple of polyps. The doctor said that was a somewhat normal thing to find, but in 10 years they could turn into cancer. I made them give me PSA tests to be careful, especially after the lung cancer thing. Came back in a normal range, and the urologist just recommended periodic treatment.
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Post by joeking1978 on Feb 9, 2017 8:40:15 GMT -5
You may need to find a new doctor. Family history is huge. And now we are hearing that a lot of these tests: Colonoscopy, Prostrate, etc. are good have done early, to have a baseline (normal) for future tests. My wife was having some gall bladder issues, they did a colonoscopy (at 35 years old) and removed a couple of polyps. The doctor said that was a somewhat normal thing to find, but in 10 years they could turn into cancer. I made them give me PSA tests to be careful, especially after the lung cancer thing. Came back in a normal range, and the urologist just recommended periodic treatment. PSA's
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Post by The Hoff on Feb 11, 2017 8:30:44 GMT -5
It's mower time. Hard to believe things are growing again.
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Post by mtdman on Feb 13, 2017 3:11:01 GMT -5
Metallica announces its North American summer tour Monday at 9am. They are going to play Comerica in July. I plan on going to the Detroit and Chicago shows. Can't wait.
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Post by philly on Feb 13, 2017 22:28:11 GMT -5
FOX NEWS - Florida teacher was shocked to find a 5-year-old boy chewing on a used condom on the playground on Wednesday, police said.
Fort Pierce police officers were called to St. Lucie Elementary school at around 3:45 p.m. after the school reported a suspicious incident, TC Palm reported.
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Post by mattz1318 on Feb 13, 2017 22:49:14 GMT -5
I'm sitting in the doctor's office this morning waiting for my physical. I'm expecting my male doctor to walk in. Instead, this young Hispanic woman who might have the 5th finest face I have ever seen in my life comes through the door. The first thing I thought of was was you and your love for the Latinas. She was thinner than what you normally go for but a middle-aged man such as yourself wouldn't have turned that down. She was wearing what looked like yoga pants and high heels. Who goes to work in a doctor's office like that? She started right off the bat talking about a PSA test. I have to go to work after this. There is no way she is putting her hand in my ass. She was going on and on about how those tests are unreliable. Fortunately there was a redirect to my other issues. That nons3nse was avoided. I thought PSA test was through bloodwork, mo? Anyway, seeing what my dad is going through with his prostate cancer changed my point of view on this subject. Used to joke around with the finger in the pooper jokes. But the shit is serious. Get your shit checked out. Dont end up like my Dad with a PSA of over 25.
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Post by joeking1978 on Feb 14, 2017 7:54:45 GMT -5
FOX NEWS - Florida teacher was shocked to find a 5-year-old boy chewing on a used condom on the playground on Wednesday, police said. Fort Pierce police officers were called to St. Lucie Elementary school at around 3:45 p.m. after the school reported a suspicious incident, TC Palm reported. What the fuck kind of 5 year old picks up a used condom and puts it in his mouth? Does this school have shorter busses than most?
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Post by Pollux on Feb 14, 2017 11:38:20 GMT -5
FOX NEWS - Florida teacher was shocked to find a 5-year-old boy chewing on a used condom on the playground on Wednesday, police said. Fort Pierce police officers were called to St. Lucie Elementary school at around 3:45 p.m. after the school reported a suspicious incident, TC Palm reported. What the fuck kind of 5 year old picks up a used condom and puts it in his mouth? Does this school have shorter busses than most? A five year old Diddy.
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