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Post by flemgoblue on Mar 17, 2015 14:16:14 GMT -5
Just went to three different bathrooms. All three were fully booked. this is a frequent problem here. Why do people take a shit and leave racing stripes.. Seriously. Courtesy flush after youre done to wash that shit away
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Post by Deleted on Mar 17, 2015 15:00:30 GMT -5
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Post by joeking1978 on Mar 17, 2015 16:57:25 GMT -5
Amazing
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Post by Deleted on Mar 17, 2015 17:24:32 GMT -5
Looks like something mtdman would do to peppers new driveway.
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Post by mtdman on Mar 17, 2015 18:17:53 GMT -5
Looks like something mtdman would do to peppers new driveway. How dare you.
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Post by FartTaco on Mar 17, 2015 19:53:39 GMT -5
hahaha...as far as I know dude had some launch on that spray fart and shit
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Post by Deleted on Mar 17, 2015 19:55:24 GMT -5
I was wondering about it being Adidas maize, but he doesn't look like the healthiest person in the world.
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Post by Juicy on Mar 18, 2015 8:53:05 GMT -5
I always wondered what it looked like when you just completely piss out of your ass.
Now i dont have to wonder
How could he not notice that camera. But hey its better than shitting your pants
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Post by Deleted on Mar 18, 2015 8:55:10 GMT -5
I always wondered what it looked like when you just completely piss out of your ass. Now i dont have to wonder How could he not notice that camera. But hey its better than shitting your pants Notice? I doubt he cared. You don't pull that move with any sort of actual social decorum. How did that guy walking by not notice?
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Post by reggie on Mar 18, 2015 8:56:19 GMT -5
he had to notice. but what do you do in that spot? make a citizen's arrest?
nope. head down, keep walking. try not to get spattered.
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Post by Deleted on Mar 18, 2015 9:11:27 GMT -5
he had to notice. but what do you do in that spot? make a citizen's arrest? nope. head down, keep walking. try not to get spattered. I would have definitely kept walking, but he barely moved his head. I would have looked out of total shock.
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Post by mtdman on Mar 18, 2015 12:40:18 GMT -5
Thats disgusting yet very funny
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Post by Juicy on Mar 18, 2015 14:46:31 GMT -5
I always wondered what it looked like when you just completely piss out of your ass. Now i dont have to wonder How could he not notice that camera. But hey its better than shitting your pants Notice? I doubt he cared. You don't pull that move with any sort of actual social decorum. How did that guy walking by not notice? I dont know if i am that ill and about to shit my pants i would like tk think that I would pull that move instead of having that maze sprayimg shit in my pants and all over my body. Although his attempt at wiping was pitiful. No chance he was clean
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Post by Deleted on Mar 18, 2015 18:36:13 GMT -5
Notice? I doubt he cared. You don't pull that move with any sort of actual social decorum. How did that guy walking by not notice? I dont know if i am that ill and about to shit my pants i would like tk think that I would pull that move instead of having that maze sprayimg shit in my pants and all over my body. Although his attempt at wiping was pitiful. No chance he was clean He could have ran at least to a corner or some bushes. He plotted that shit (pun intended).
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Post by mtdman on Mar 18, 2015 20:49:54 GMT -5
Looks like a parking garage. At least duck between some cars.
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Post by Deleted on Mar 18, 2015 20:58:37 GMT -5
We should use that video as the new grandpa simpson animated gif for threads.
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Post by FartTaco on Mar 18, 2015 21:48:37 GMT -5
We should use that video as the new grandpa simpson animated gif for threads. lol that would be awesome
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Post by FartTaco on Mar 18, 2015 22:25:27 GMT -5
youtube comment:
Wow, that's an impressive rooster tail. He could have used the grocery bag to contain it, but he decided it was better used as toilet paper. This guy is a pro;')
lmao
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Post by Deleted on Mar 18, 2015 22:39:37 GMT -5
That feeling when you walk into the work bathroom and all 4 stalls are full Did you take a piss while pinching, fake wash your hands, or just walk out? We've had major issues with full "buggies" in the bathrooms. Was taking a piss yesterday and a guy lucked out on a buggie, walked of shamed next to me. It was the short urinal too. I wanted to tell him to just leave and not bother.
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Post by Chromium on Mar 30, 2015 16:05:31 GMT -5
Just clogged the shitter at the local watering hole. Had to try to flush it, and water came up but didn't overflow. Afraid to try to flush again as the "material" is stuck half way down. No plunger present. A failure to flush through is likely to cause a bigger hazmat situation than already exists. That's why they pay the waitstaff the big bucks I guess.
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Post by Deleted on Mar 31, 2015 11:25:49 GMT -5
Something happened to my butthole between the time I went to sleep last night and now. Just feels off.
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Post by philly on Mar 31, 2015 12:43:10 GMT -5
Better get that looked at by preacherboy.
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Post by Deleted on Mar 31, 2015 12:55:31 GMT -5
Better get that looked at by preacherboy. I feel like Mandingo had his way with me.
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Post by philly on Apr 13, 2015 13:57:15 GMT -5
I plugged a toilet before a 5k race yesterday when there at least 50 people waiting in line to use it. I washed my hands in like 10 seconds and ran out of there.
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Post by Deleted on Apr 13, 2015 14:02:04 GMT -5
I plugged a toilet before a 5k race yesterday when there at least 50 people waiting in line to use it. I washed my hands in like 10 seconds and ran out of there.
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