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Post by Deleted on Feb 27, 2015 19:38:19 GMT -5
Let us know.
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Post by Deleted on Feb 27, 2015 19:51:03 GMT -5
Thank god your company had a simple system for reporting problems. Picking up the phone and calling maintenance can be so tedious Who knows if it's simple. You really think pepper doesn't have every maintenance, facility, and HR person probably already on his personal speed dial?
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Post by Jive Turkey on Feb 27, 2015 22:55:46 GMT -5
It's simple and no I do not have HR on speed dial. Now that I know how to report shit to Facilities, I'll be snitchin my ass off. I already reported the broken soap dispensers in the same bathroom that have been broken for months. I guess the entire floor was content with using two of the four that were still working.
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Post by Deleted on Feb 27, 2015 23:33:00 GMT -5
I am about to walk to the bathroom to check if I shit my pants or just had the most foul far ever Not a good sign that he didn't check back in...
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Post by Juicy on Feb 27, 2015 23:59:39 GMT -5
All clear
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Post by Deleted on Feb 28, 2015 8:49:45 GMT -5
I've got bad gas this morning and I'm going to be driving around with my wife/son for several hours this morning. Should I just keep taco baking the car?
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Post by joeking1978 on Feb 28, 2015 9:28:29 GMT -5
Window locks... Use them
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Post by mattz1318 on Mar 1, 2015 22:35:07 GMT -5
It's simple and no I do not have HR on speed dial. Now that I know how to report shit to Facilities, I'll be snitchin my ass off. I already reported the broken soap dispensers in the same bathroom that have been broken for months. I guess the entire floor was content with using two of the four that were still working. I recently sent an email to our facilities manager to add those foot/toe openers on the doors because the Japanese workers don't wash their hands after they poopoo
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Post by Deleted on Mar 1, 2015 22:48:42 GMT -5
I basically try to not touch anything in a public restroom (door handle has to be the worst), but seeing someone drop a deuce and just leave the bathroom is about as disturbing as it gets.
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Post by mtdman on Mar 2, 2015 4:32:20 GMT -5
I was out a couple weeks ago doing snow and had to take a dump bad. I was in a neighborhood miles away from the nearest public bathroom, middle of the night. Stopped at a port of potty at a house that was under construction, and went in there. Not wanting to sit on the frozen port a john toilet seat, I did some hovering as close to the hole as possible. Missed the hole, ended up crapping about 4 inches away from the hole. Just left it. Was thinking about it today, and with as cold as it has been, I'm betting it froze there and is still there right now.
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Post by Jive Turkey on Mar 4, 2015 19:32:44 GMT -5
I was out a couple weeks ago doing snow and had to take a dump bad. I was in a neighborhood miles away from the nearest public bathroom, middle of the night. Stopped at a port of potty at a house that was under construction, and went in there. Not wanting to sit on the frozen port a john toilet seat, I did some hovering as close to the hole as possible. Missed the hole, ended up crapping about 4 inches away from the hole. Just left it. Was thinking about it today, and with as cold as it has been, I'm betting it froze there and is still there right now. Youtook a dump in my port o john? I haven't been in there since they delivered it and don't plan to either. You need to take lessons from women on hovering.
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Post by Juicy on Mar 4, 2015 19:47:21 GMT -5
I was out a couple weeks ago doing snow and had to take a dump bad. I was in a neighborhood miles away from the nearest public bathroom, middle of the night. Stopped at a port of potty at a house that was under construction, and went in there. Not wanting to sit on the frozen port a john toilet seat, I did some hovering as close to the hole as possible. Missed the hole, ended up crapping about 4 inches away from the hole. Just left it. Was thinking about it today, and with as cold as it has been, I'm betting it froze there and is still there right now. How the hell can you miss the hole in a toilet?
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Post by Deleted on Mar 4, 2015 19:54:08 GMT -5
4 inches away is almost off the seat.
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Post by Juicy on Mar 4, 2015 20:15:03 GMT -5
4 inches away is almost off the seat. Your seat is 4 inches? 4 inches for me would be floor for sure
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Post by mtdman on Mar 4, 2015 20:28:04 GMT -5
It was dark. They don't have lights in those things and it was at night. Turned out okay for me though.
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Post by Deleted on Mar 4, 2015 20:34:42 GMT -5
4 inches away is almost off the seat. Your seat is 4 inches? 4 inches for me would be floor for sure I was thinking in a port a potty...
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Post by FartTaco on Mar 5, 2015 9:21:09 GMT -5
made chili the other day and have been eating leftovers for the past 2 days, lets just say it has done its job of cleaning me out
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Post by Diamhea on Mar 8, 2015 16:59:23 GMT -5
Happy to see this classic thread continued.
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Post by Deleted on Mar 9, 2015 10:39:11 GMT -5
Just went to three different bathrooms. All three were fully booked.
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Post by mtdman on Mar 10, 2015 3:05:50 GMT -5
Not exactly a craps related post, but rather urination. During fridays in lent when I eat tuna fish for lunch, my pee smells like tuna fish the rest of the day.
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Post by philly on Mar 10, 2015 7:53:21 GMT -5
Thanks for sharing
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Post by Deleted on Mar 11, 2015 10:59:45 GMT -5
I think someone just prolapsed their rectum at work taking a dump.
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Post by reggie on Mar 16, 2015 20:24:18 GMT -5
grounding a flight with a deuce would be a pretty serious achievement.
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Post by FartTaco on Mar 17, 2015 13:59:59 GMT -5
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