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Post by mattz1318 on Dec 7, 2014 20:50:48 GMT -5
Qdopa on Friday Chipotle on Sunday
Not a good night tonight.
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Post by mtdman on Dec 7, 2014 21:08:17 GMT -5
Crapping after surgery is no fun. Constipated so they give u a laxative. Then it runs out of your ass and wont stop burning, not to mention all the stomach rumblings. Then your back to constipated. Argh. Dont g3t me started on the catheter.
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Post by Deuterium Oxide on Dec 7, 2014 21:20:19 GMT -5
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Post by TheGeneral on Dec 8, 2014 18:30:12 GMT -5
Mini-General has started taking first-thing-in-the-morning dumps like his dad. I'm quite proud of the young lad. Maybe it's because he and I have similar food interests?
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Post by The Hoff on Dec 8, 2014 22:53:38 GMT -5
Pure Michigan
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Post by FartTaco on Dec 8, 2014 23:07:13 GMT -5
have the worst farts tonight
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Post by joeking1978 on Dec 8, 2014 23:11:14 GMT -5
Mini-General has started taking first-thing-in-the-morning dumps like his dad. I'm quite proud of the young lad. Maybe it's because he and I have similar food interests? My 21 month old just dropped her first deuce in the toilet today. She hunkered down as if she was dead lifting a SUV and then I heard that familiar "sploop". Her face lit up like Santa Claus walked in the room and she shouted "I DEED IT!!" Brought a tear to my eye. (I honestly out her on the toilet as a gag too)
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Post by mtdman on Dec 8, 2014 23:21:53 GMT -5
Mini-General has started taking first-thing-in-the-morning dumps like his dad. I'm quite proud of the young lad. Maybe it's because he and I have similar food interests? My 21 month old just dropped her first deuce in the toilet today. She hunkered down as if she was dead lifting a SUV and then I heard that familiar "sploop". Her face lit up like Santa Claus walked in the room and she shouted "I DEED IT!!" Brought a tear to my eye. (I honestly out her on the toilet as a gag too) And to think I missed all these wonderful experiences not having my own kids.
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Post by aaugusti on Dec 9, 2014 10:14:47 GMT -5
Had a work dinner at Andiamo last night. Appetizers were Sausage and Peppers (The peppers were spicy as fuck), Mini Crabcakes, and Spankopita. Salad and pasta, followed by Surf and Turf. Washed it down with 3 glasses of wine. Got home and took a massive dump. That thing was an iceberg that would have taken down the Titanic.
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Post by joeking1978 on Dec 9, 2014 10:47:22 GMT -5
It is been spanakopita what the Greeks call circle jerking nowadays?
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Post by caper on Dec 9, 2014 13:09:09 GMT -5
went away last week, didnt dump for 3 days, once I started couldnt stop, I beached a couple coiled snakes
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Post by mtdman on Dec 11, 2014 15:52:54 GMT -5
We ate at this smokehouse 52 place in chelsea last night. I cant stop shitting today. Coming out as liquid now.
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Post by Deleted on Dec 16, 2014 22:15:58 GMT -5
Is there anything better in this world than a substantial, no wipe shit? I feel like an efficient, well oiled machine when that happens.
I mean, you wipe because you're not a neanderthal, but you know you're good.
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Post by mattz1318 on Dec 16, 2014 23:39:34 GMT -5
Is there anything better in this world than a substantial, no wipe shit? I feel like an efficient, well oiled machine when that happens. I mean, you wipe because you're not a neanderthal, but you know you're good. Wish I had that righr now. Ive had the rumbles in my belly for about an hour. Flood gates just opened at 1130 p.m.
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Post by robdiddy on Dec 16, 2014 23:46:04 GMT -5
I somehow made my stomach immune to qudoba and pancheros. But meijer chicken from the deli destroys me.. Like kills 2 pounds of bulking
AK > Juicy
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Post by aaugusti on Dec 17, 2014 10:11:14 GMT -5
Homemade Chili over a baked potato last night for dinner. Blew out the toilet at work this morning.
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Post by robdiddy on Dec 21, 2014 15:54:35 GMT -5
This dude in the stall next to me was like pushing his right foot towards my stall. The foot long tuna didn't mix well with mass gainer and creatine
AK > Juicy
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Post by Deleted on Dec 21, 2014 18:49:45 GMT -5
Qdopa? Lol
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Post by mtdman on Dec 23, 2014 2:43:45 GMT -5
I took a dump at the meijer on m59 last night. The one next to the ski slope. Gross bathrooms.
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Post by philly on Dec 23, 2014 9:01:25 GMT -5
That feeling when you walk into the work bathroom and all 4 stalls are full
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Post by Deleted on Dec 23, 2014 9:07:30 GMT -5
That feeling when you walk into the work bathroom and all 4 stalls are full Did you take a piss while pinching, fake wash your hands, or just walk out?
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Post by philly on Dec 23, 2014 9:10:10 GMT -5
I did the walk of shame back out the door.
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Post by philly on Dec 23, 2014 19:05:14 GMT -5
Soap
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Post by joeking1978 on Dec 23, 2014 23:04:50 GMT -5
Fuck. Where was this a week ago where I would have actually had time to order it for xmas
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Post by Deleted on Dec 23, 2014 23:26:27 GMT -5
Soap I figured that was plan b at work.
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